Links you must visit: Dead frogs, Wooden Cars etc etc

Here are some links which I thought should post. I find them very..er.. amusing. You should like the links. This is not some free service I am doing to you guys. I simply had nothing to do, and this was better than watching paint dry. This post is the reason why I am in love with the internet.

How many guys do you know, who literally died because of using a computer? I know of one. Next time just call your favourite ‘Computer Engineer’ before you touch your computer, will you Mr I-am-in-heaven?

“I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance” Uh uh. The poor meat loving people in New Zealand would think twice from now on before they dip their forks in their juicy Chicken Wings. Click to know why.

Ever fought an online comment war, also known as troll-fighting? It is good if you did not. Who knows it may be your trailer that gets torched because you called someone a ‘nerd’. Is this what they call flaming?

This guy sent 38,000 text messages to a number. Let me say it again so that it sinks in- Thirty eight thousand. He was trying to win a jackpot, he didn’t win the jackpot but did get fired for using his company’s cellphone. And I thought I was an SMS junkie.

Living in Dubai has its benefits. You can see Lambos and Ferraris everywhere. Though I wish I lived in Japan so that I could watch this Wooden Car. Costs 32,500 $, cheaper than a Ferrari. Dunno if it can get you laid though.

Ever dreamt of being able to control a dead frog via the internet? Or maybe you would like to have a pet Hippo?

Did you know that the English used your everyday Atlas to categorise whether a film is pornographic or not? If we knew stuff like this, we would have been studying geography more sincerely.

You think Friday the thirteenth is unlucky? You have reason to be and you are with seventeen million other guys. This superstition costs about 750 million dowlahs.

The best for the last. Next time you think you don’t have change to buy a condom. Or if you usually pee in your pants in front of the pharmacist. Or if you simply don’t have time while things are getting hot. Just ask your mommy where Lysol is. Also used for umm- female personal hygiene. Click here and here and here (As I said the last link is the best)

Quote of the Day: “Dude, I invented the friggin iPhone. Have you heard of it?” – Fake Steve Jobs

PS: There seems to be some problems with italics with this theme. So I may change it. May.

Filed under: Funny, Humor, Links, Random

The ‘title’, I forgot to write

My vacations, as I mentioned earlier, are going jobless though not purposeless it seems now. I am now sufficiently equipped to complete my thesis – ‘How to laze around in the internet ‘. Since yours, unhopefully and yet expectantly, is a less mundane life; you would be least bothered about it. I am just being an ass, here’s some interesting stuff.

Questionable Content: Check this comic out, the humor is just my type. (Self: Ouch, forgot to look at today’s update.)

XKCD: A lifetime, Ehakespears award for anyone who can pronounce this. The Author says that it should be ” Pronounced as- duck reversed with an X”. Below, is a one from the site.

Function is not defined for sure, though matters are much complicated if the domain itself is a null-set.

Filed under: Comics, Humor